Marge: I feel terrible. The Van Houtens split up at our party.
Homer: Marge, please, that was twenty minutes ago.
Marge: I shouldn't have served those North Korean fortune cookies. They
were so insulting: "You are a coward." No one likes to hear that
after a nice meal.
Homer: You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and
move on.
-- The supportive husband, "A Milhouse Divided"
Homer: Marge, please, that was twenty minutes ago.
Marge: I shouldn't have served those North Korean fortune cookies. They
were so insulting: "You are a coward." No one likes to hear that
after a nice meal.
Homer: You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and
move on.
-- The supportive husband, "A Milhouse Divided"
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