Kirk: Singles life is great, Homer. I can do whatever I want. Today I
drank a beer in the bathroom.
Homer: The one down the hall.
Kirk: Yeah! And another great thing, you get your own bed. I sleep in
a racing car, do you?
Homer: I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
Kirk: Oh. Yeah.
-- Bringing up painful memories, "A Milhouse Divided"
drank a beer in the bathroom.
Homer: The one down the hall.
Kirk: Yeah! And another great thing, you get your own bed. I sleep in
a racing car, do you?
Homer: I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
Kirk: Oh. Yeah.
-- Bringing up painful memories, "A Milhouse Divided"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Kirk: What makes you guys so special?
Homer: Because Marge and I have one thing that can never be broken:
a strong marriage built on a solid foundation of routine... - Krik: Oh, my demo tape!
Homer: [Homer examines the tape] "Can I Borrow a Feeling?"
[laughing] "Can I Borrow a Feeling?"
[continues laughing] That's your picture on the front.
[still laughing] Kirk: [peeved] Go ahead, Homer, laugh... - Homer: Oh, that's tough, pal. But it's never gonna happen to me.
Kirk: Well, how do you know? What makes you so special... - Grimes: Oh, that's my degree in nuclear physics. I'm sure you all
have one.
Lenny: Oh yeah, Carl and I each have a masters'... - Burns: One, two, three, four. Up, down, three, four.
[Homer sweats, gasps, and stammers.] Carl: This new... - Kirk: Why don't you tell them one of your little bedtime stories,
huh? Like the one about how rotten it is to... - Homer: It's a second wedding, honey. Our first one was so crummy,
I had to make it up to you. I really love you... - Luanne: I want a divorce!
[everyone gasps]
Kirk:
[surprised] I... I... a divorce? [resolute]...
