Homer: There couldn't be heaven if there weren't a hell.
Bart: Who's in there?
Homer: Oh, uh ... Hitler's dog. And that dog Nixon had, whassisname, um,
Chester ...
Lisa: Checkers.
Homer: Yeah! One of the Lassies is in there, too. The mean one -- the
one that mauled Jimmy.
Dog of Death
Bart: Who's in there?
Homer: Oh, uh ... Hitler's dog. And that dog Nixon had, whassisname, um,
Chester ...
Lisa: Checkers.
Homer: Yeah! One of the Lassies is in there, too. The mean one -- the
one that mauled Jimmy.
Dog of Death
Related:
- Bart: Is there a doggie hell?
Homer: Well... Of course,
there couldn't be a heaven if there weren't a ... - Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead... - Apu: Well, time to replenish the hot dog roller. La,
la -- oops [drops a hot dog] Oh, no -- it is... - Homer: Well, he's got all the money in the world, but there's one thing
he can't buy.
Marge: What's that? Homer: [thinks] A dinosaur! ... - Homer: We can't lose! Look at the name of the dog I bet on.
Marge: "She's The Fastest"...Homer, I don't think that... - Bart flicks a pea at Lisa]
Lisa: Hey! Mom! Bart's throwing peas.
Marge: Bart, don't throw peas at your sister. Bart... - Lisa: Hey, this says we should feed him lots of eggs and olive oil
to ensure a glossy coat.
Homer: Oh yeah. A dog like this you have to feed... - Grunting and slurping noises]
Mindy: [mouth full] I can't believe we ordered so much!
Homer: Oh, something's missing...ooh! One of the turkeys... - Marge: Bart's grades are up a little this term.
But Lisa's are way down.
Homer: Oh... We always have one good kid and one lousy...
From the same category:
- Homer: Ooh, look at this one! The Hammer of Thor! (Reading) "It
will send your pins to .
Valhalla?" Lisa? Lisa: Valhalla is where vikings... - They said the same thing about Urkle; that little snot.
Boy I'd like to smack that kid. -- Homer Simpson... - Television -- teacher, mother, secret lover!
--
Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror... - I'm a white male, aged 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me!
No matter how dumb my suggestions are. -- Homer... - Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the Police Academy,
I thought it's be fun and exciting, like the movie...
