Marge, this ticket doesn't just give me a seat. It also gives me the
right -- no, the duty -- to make a complete ass of myself.
-- Homer Simpson
Dancin' Homer
right -- no, the duty -- to make a complete ass of myself.
-- Homer Simpson
Dancin' Homer
Related:
- Marge: Last year you got a little rambunction and mooned the poor
umpire.
Homer: Marge, this ticket doesn't just give me a seat... - Whatever doesn't kill me can only make me stronger!
Lisa gives in and agrees to move to Capital City, ... - Marge: Oh, that's it: I'm going to write you a ticket.
Homer: But Marge! We're family. Marge: You're breaking... - Operator! Give me the number for 911!
--
Homer... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - They don't call me Colonel Homer because I'm some dumb-ass army guy.
Homer Simpson Colonel... - A Simpson on a T-shirt. I never thought I'd see the day.
Marge reacts disapprovingly to Homer's likeness on... - Marge: Homer, how much did you just give that man!?
Homer: Calm down, Marge, it's just our life savings... - Pfft. Now you tell me.
-- Homer Simpson,
finding out that working at a nuclear plant can...
From the same category:
- Yeah. Wait a minute. It's the guy from TV. My kid's
hero.
Cruddy...Crummy...Krusty the Clown! -- Homer Simpson... - Reverend Lovejoy:
Homer, this is really low.
Homer:
Not as low as my low, low prices! Mr.... - Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy. I'm the magical man from
Happyland in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaane!
Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic. -- Homer... - Marge: You will not be getting a tattoo for Christmas.
Homer: Yeah. If you want one, you'll have to pay for... - Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an
appropriate time.
Like that day I hit that referee with a whiskey bottle...
