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• Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the end: the end of dog racing.
  Everyone: Boo! Marge: I think they're in love....
• I guess Bart's not to blame. He's lucky, too, because it's spanking season, and I got a hankering for some spankering!
  -- Homer Simpson Two Dozen and One Greyhound...
• Who spread garbage all over Flanders's yard before I got a chance to?
  -- Homer Simpson Two Dozen and One Greyhound...
• Homer: Your mother and I have been thinking about giving the puppies away.
  Bart and Lisa: Noooooo! Homer: Mainly your mother. Two Dozen and One Greyhound...
• Homer: We can't lose! Look at the name of the dog I bet on.
  Marge: "She's The Fastest"...Homer, I don't think that means necessarily -- Announce...
• Marge: All right, we'll give the dogs one more chance.
  As long as the puppies don't do anything else wrong, they stay....
• Bart: Hey, boy, you want to play fetch? [SLH looks up, tired, then puts his head back down] Aw.
  Me and Santa's Little Helper used to be a team, but he never wants to play any more since his bitch moved in....
• Bart: Hey! Homer: Don't worry: we'll catch him, or run him over trying!
  Bart: Look! He's headed back to the greyhound racing track where we found him....
• Marge: I think there's really something wrong with Santa's Little Helper.
  He was up barking all night, and dug up the back yard worse than ever....