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• Lisa: Dad, do you know what Schadenfreude is? Home
  No, I do not know what shaden-frawde is. [sarcasm] Please tell me, because I'm dying to know....
• Marge, TV gives so much and asks so little. It's a boy's best friend.
  -- Homer explains, "When Flanders Failed...
• I don't care if Ned Flanders is the nicest guy in the world.
  He's a jerk -- end of story. -- Homer Simpson When Flanders Failed...
• Boy, those French, they have a different word for everything. -- Steve Marti
• Yes! Oh, yes! Read it and weep! In your face -- I got more chicken bone!
  -- Homer Simpson When Flanders Failed...
• No, I do not know what the Schadenfreude is. Please tell me, because I'm dying to know.
  -- Homer Simpson When Flanders Failed...
• Burns: And what's your name? Homer: Homer Simpson, sir.
  Burns: Simpson, eh? I'm Monty Burns. -- Pleased to meet you, again, "When Flanders Failed...
• Come on, Homer. I've got an ambition to do some wishin'! -- Ned Flanders, "When Flanders Failed
• Hmm, let's see... [dreams of newspaper headline: PRESIDENT DECLARES WORLD PEACE] Naah.
  .. [dreams of newspaper headline: PRESIDENT SIMPSON DECLARES WORLD PEACE] Mmm....