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• Boy, those Germans have a word for everything. -- Homer Simpson When Flanders Failed
• Marge: Bart, how many hours a day do you watch TV? Ba
  Six. Seven if there's something good on. -- "When Flanders Failed...
• How can one little insulated wire bring so much happiness!
  -- Homer on the wonders of cable TV, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Marge: There's no place left to run, Bart. Hand it over.
  [he gives her a picture in a frame] Oh, Ba...
• Come on, Homer. I've got an ambition to do some wishin'! -- Ned Flanders, "When Flanders Failed
• Marge: Honey, I'm so glad you're ho -- Homer: Can't talk, seeing Flanders.
  Later, sex. Marge: Hmm... -- Short and sweet, "Homer Loves Flande...
• Lisa: When do we get to my first word? Homer: Your what what?
  Lisa: [indignant] My first words! Homer: Nah, you don't want to hear that story....
• Jasper: Why bother voting? He's guilty. Flanders: Well, we might as well make it official.
  Homer: What does "sequestered" mean? Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together so they can't communicate with the outside world....
• Chuck: Good afternoon, sir. I'm Chuck Ellis, from the Springfield Collection Agency, and I'm here to ask you why you don't think you need to pay your bills.
  Homer: Oh, I know I need to pay them, but there's just so many!...