Marge: You don't have to join a freak show just because the
opportunity came along.
Homer: You know, Marge, in some ways you and I are very different
people.
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opportunity came along.
Homer: You know, Marge, in some ways you and I are very different
people.
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stupid Selma work!
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"Cops",
but if we hurry we can catch the last three. Homer... - Homer: Let me set the scene for you, Marge.
Marge: All right.
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