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• Homer: This is the darkest day in the history of Springfield.
  If anybody wants me, I'll be in the shower....
• Homer: No one in history has ever done anything this clever!
  On the plan to get back Springfield's Lemon Tree, stolen by Shelbyville, by parking the van illegally, so it is towed into the parking lot where the tree is kept, from which they all sneak out at night....
• Marge: I can't believe you vandalized your own hometown, Bart.
  What would Jebediah Springfield say? Ba...
• Shelby: Quit stalling, kid. Write "Springfield sucks" in giant letters.
  [Bart groans, starts to do so] His can control is excellent....
• Marge: {Where are you going, Bart?} Bart: {Mom, you won't believe this, but something you said the other day really got through to me.
  } Marge: {[happy] Mmm!} Bart: {And now, I am going to teach some kids a lesson....
• Homer: That tree's been in Springfield since the time of our forefathers.
  Give it back or we'll bust in there and take it! Homer2...
• I hereby declare today to be Marge Simpson Day in the city of Springfield!
  -- Mayor Quimby goes after the chick vote, "Homer Alone...
• Martin: Aw, a car impound lot: the impenetrable fortress of suburbia!
  Milhouse: We'll never get the tree back now. Ba...
• I hereby declare this day to be Snow Day, the funnest day in the history of Springfield!
  -- Diamond Joe Quimby, "Bart Gets an F...