This is the darkest day in the history of Springfield.

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• Homer: This is the darkest day in the history of Springfield.
  If anybody wants me, I'll be in the shower....
• Homer: No one in history has ever done anything this clever!
  On the plan to get back Springfield's Lemon Tree, stolen...
• Marge: I can't believe you vandalized your own hometown,
  Bart. What would Jebediah Springfield say?...
• Shelby: Quit stalling, kid. Write "Springfield sucks" in giant letters.
  [Bart groans, starts to do so] His can control...
• Marge: {Where are you going, Bart?} Bart: {Mom, you won't believe this,
  but something you said the other day really...
• Homer: That tree's been in Springfield since the time of our forefathers.
  Give it back or we'll bust in there and take it! Homer2...
• I hereby declare today to be Marge Simpson Day in the city of Springfield!
  Mayor Quimby goes after the chick vote, "Homer...
• Martin: Aw, a car impound lot: the impenetrable fortress of suburbia!
  Milhouse: We'll never get the tree back now. Bart...
• I hereby declare this day to be Snow Day, the funnest day in the history of Springfield!
  Diamond Joe Quimby, "Bart Gets an...