Now, Marge, Just Remember. If Something Goes Wrong At The Plant, Blame The Guy Who Can't Speak English.
Now, Marge, just remember. If something goes wrong at the plant,
blame the guy who can't speak English. Ah, Tibor, how many times have
you saved my butt?
-- Homer's rules for success in the workplace,
"Marge Gets a Job"
If something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak English. -- Homer Simpso
Homer: Honey, I'm home! Marge: Hello, dear. How was work at the plant?
Homer: It's not a plant, Marge, it's a tree, and I've nearly chewed through it....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Homer: Ohhhhh... Marge: What? Homer: I'm used to seeing people promoted ahead of me.
Friends, co-workers, Tibor... I never thought it'd be my own wife....
I'm used to seeing people promoted ahead of me -- friends, co-workers, Tibor.
I never thought it'd be my own wife. -- Homer Simpson Marge Gets A Job...
Marge: What makes you think this Darryl Strawberry character is better than you?
Homer: Marge, forget it. He's bigger than me, faster than me, stronger than me, and he already has more friends around the plant than I do....
Marge: All right, all right, but if you win, don't make a scene and dance around with your "woo-hoo"s, please!
We can't afford a single slipup. They're judging us....
Homer: I can't wait 'till they throw his hatless butt in jail.
Marge: Homer, you shouldn't eat so much food. It's bad for your heart....
Marge: Homer, you didn't tell me Mr. Burns went broke and lost the nuclear power plant!
Homer: Now I can't remember every little thing that happens in my day....