Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. `Bart is a vampire.' `Beer kills
brain cells.' Now, let's go back to that ... building ... thingee
... where our beds and TV ... is.
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror IV
brain cells.' Now, let's go back to that ... building ... thingee
... where our beds and TV ... is.
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror IV
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and he has Bart! Burns: Why, Bart is right here. Bart... - Ned: [on a TV] Now, in case all that smiling didn't cheer you up,
there's one thing that never fails: a nice glass of... - Lisa: The only way to get Bart back is to kill the head vampire:
Mr. Burns! Homer: Kill my boss? Do I dare to... - Lisa: Grandpa's a vampire?
Bart: We're all vampires!
Lisa: But, no! We killed Mr. Burns -- Homer: You have... - Marge: Relax, honey, you were just having a crazy nightmare.
You're back with your family now where there's... - Flanders: All right, Simpson. You get your soul back.
[threateningly] But let that ill-gotten donut... - Homer watches TV]
Lisa: [walking in with Bart,
blocks Homer's view of TV] Dad? [Homer... - Homer: Bart! How many times have I told you not to bite your sis -
[gasps] Wait a minute! You _are_ a vampire! Abe... - Lisa: Well, where's my Dad?
Frink: Well, it should be obvious to even the most dim-witted
individual who holds an advanced degree in hyperbolic
topology,
n'gee, that Homer Simpson has stumbled into...[the...
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- Lisa: So gambling makes a good thing even better?
Homer:
That's right. My God, it's like there's some kind... - Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man,
and old people are useless. -- Homer Simpson ... - Homer: Ooh, look at this one! The Hammer of Thor! (Reading) "It
will send your pins to .
Valhalla?" Lisa? Lisa: Valhalla is where vikings... - I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city,
keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped... - That's fine for you, Marge. But I used to rock and roll all night and
party every day.
Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can...
