Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act,
y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through
before Pink Floyd comes out.
Ross: Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's
that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket.
Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how
great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again,
y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just
trying to stay awake.
Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next
time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album
alone.
Joey: [Pause]....Are we still talking about sex?
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through
before Pink Floyd comes out.
Ross: Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's
that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket.
Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how
great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again,
y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just
trying to stay awake.
Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next
time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album
alone.
Joey: [Pause]....Are we still talking about sex?
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
Related:
- Joey: All right. [gets up]
Monica: [stopping him] No!
Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running... - Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh... - Joey: God, I just, I hate her! I hate her!! With her,
"Oh, I'm so talented." and "Oh, I'm so pretty," and... - Ross: Oh come on, we just had this huge fight, all right,
don't I have to wait a while? Chandler: Hey, this... - Ross: You think?! God, I, ah, I'm in hell. I mean what,
what am I gonna do? Rachel's all like, "I love you... - Chandler enters hungover and groaning ]
Monica: How ya feelin'?
Chandler: Well, my apartment isn't there anymore, because... - Joey: If you ask me, as long as you got this job, you've got nothing pushing
you to get another one.
You need the fear. Rachel: The fear? Chandler: He's... - Ross: I didn't know what I was taking full responsibility for!
Okay?! I didn't finish the whole letter! Rachel: What... - Chandler: I am telling you, years from now, schoolchildren will study it
as one of the greatest first dates of all time.
It was unbelievable! We could totally be ourselves...
