Joey: Hey, Monica Bought A Bed From The "Mattress King"?
Joey: Hey, Monica bought a bed from the "Mattress King"?
Phoebe: Yeah, so please, please, please, don't say anything to Chandler.
Joey: You want me to lie to Chandler?
Phoebe: Is that a problem?
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
Rachel: So Pheebs, pick one of them. Monica: Yeah.
Which one do you like more? Phoebe: Well, Vince is great, y'know `cause, he's like a guy, guy....
Chandler: (entering) Hey, does anybody need anything copied?
I'm going down to the Xerox place. Monica: Oh, no thanks....
Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
Joey and Chandler are watching T.V.] Phoebe: You know you should go outside and be with the three-dimensional people.
Joey: No, inside good, outside bad....
Joey: God, I just, I hate her! I hate her!! With her, "Oh, I'm so talented.
and "Oh, I'm so pretty," and "Ooh, I smell so good....
Rachel: Ross, you had sex with another woman! [Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.
] Monica: Oh my God. Phoebe: Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday....
Chandler enters hungover and groaning ] Monica: How ya feelin'?
Chandler: Well, my apartment isn't there anymore, because I drank it....
Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
Phoebe: Yeah, so I said, "OK, relax please," y'know
I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment, y'know, it's, if he wants to see me again he can call and if not, that's fine too....