I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body only 2" taller.
-- Stephen Wright
-- Stephen Wright
Related:
- I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body,
only 2" taller. -- Steven... - Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the
entire area was missing.
Stephen... - I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights.
Now it looks like I'm the only one moving. -... - I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
Stephen... - I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
Stephen... - I saw a sign at a gas station. It said 'help wanted'.
There was another sign below it that said 'self service'... - When I was a child... We had a quick-sand box in the backyard.
I was an only child... eventually. -- Stephen... - I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone.
Stephen...
From the same category:
- Every Communist must grasp the truth, 'Political power grows out of
the barrel of a gun.'
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Mao Tse-tung, 1938, inadvertently endorsing the Second... - Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their
will to power.
Aldous... - Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Stephen... - A man with a gun is a citizen.
A man without a gun is a subject... - Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people,
and therefore deprive them of arms." -...
