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• I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights.
  Now it looks like I'm the only one moving. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I used to live in a house by the freeway. When I went anywhere, I had to be going 65 MPH by the end of my driveway.
  I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights....
• I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights instead!
  Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is standing still ... -- Steven Wrigh...
• I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights instead!
  Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is standing still ..." -- Steven Wrigh...
• I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose.
  Now when I get pulled over the cop looks at it [moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly]....
• I had to stop driving my car for a while...the tires got dizzy... -- Stephen Wrigh
• Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing.
  .. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I spilled Spot Remover on my dog... Now he's gone. -- Stephen Wrigh