I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
-- Stephen Wright
-- Stephen Wright
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- I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
Steven... - I often daydream about my inability to
fantasize... - I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose.
Now when I get pulled over the cop looks at it [moving... - I spilled Spot Remover on my dog... Now he's gone.
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Stephen... - I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body only 2" taller.
Stephen... - I had to stop driving my car for a while...the tires got dizzy.
Stephen... - I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights.
Now it looks like I'm the only one moving. -... - I installed a skylight in my apartment...
The people who live above me are furious!
Stephen... - I put instant coffee in my microwave oven and almost went back in time.
Stephen...
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- The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to permit
the conquered Eastern peoples to have arms.
History teaches that all conquerors who have allowed... - Probably fewer than 2% of handguns and well under 1% of all guns will
ever be involved in a violent crime.
Thus, the problem of criminal gun violence is concentrated... - A man with a gun is a citizen.
A man without a gun is a subject... - Before a standing army can rule, the people must be disarmed,
as they are in almost every kingdom in Europe. The... - I have a switch in my apartment... it doesn't do anything.
Every once in a while, I turn it on and off.... One...
