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• It's a good thing we have gravity, or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there.
  Hunters would be all confused. -- Steven Wrigh...
• As you know, birds do not have sexual organs because they would interfere with flight.
  [In fact, this was the big breakthrough for the Wright Brothers....
• I have a dog; I named him Stay. So when I'd go to call him, I'd say, "Here, Stay, here.
  .." but he got wise to that. Now when I call him he ignores me and just keeps on typing....
• I had a friend who was a clown... when he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
  .. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• How many hunters -- does it take to screw a light bulb into a left-handed socket?
  There is no such thing as a left-handed socket, but if they could screw right they would not be hunters....
• OLD HUNTERS never die, they just stay LOADED.
• A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, 'Why were you going so fast?
  ' I said, 'See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator....