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• The system is not quite as rickety as I have been telling you. -- Ralph Gori
• A wizard is only as good as his spells," people will often say.
  It is telling however, that this statement is only made by people who have never been wizards themselves....
• I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends.
  ..that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them....
• Lenny: See, all along I've been telling Carl I'm married to a beauty queen.
  Now, he's coming over for dinner. Marge: Oh, Lenny, I'm sure he'll like your wife no matter what she looks like....
• 0238 Have you ever been a system administrator? -- from THE HACKER TEST
• Are you sure this is what you saw, Blackadder? Absolutely.
  I mean, there may have been a few more armament factories, and not _quite_ as many elephants, but....
• I am not arguing with you, I'm telling you.
• You have quite an imagination, Bob!
• Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired. -- R. Gei