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• I don't mind a man going around telling lies about me, but he'll hear from me if he dares to tell the truth!
  -- Jimmy Savo...
• AIDS is Nature's way of telling you to stop buggering about.
• Homer: I can't believe we spent $2,000 on this when right now rollers could be kneading my buttocks.
  Herb: Homer, would you stop thinking about your ass?...
• My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked.
  -- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)...
• Autobiography: Unrivalled telling truth about others.
• Bart: You know, Milhouse, I've been thinking: this town ain't so bad.
  Good friends, lots of lemons, numerous angel sightings....
• I moving to fast for you? No, I'm moving to fast for me.
  I like that better. I haven't been able to stop thinking about you all day....
• The system is not quite as rickety as I have been telling you. -Ralph Gorin.
• The system is not quite as rickety as I have been telling you. -- Ralph Gori