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• Good Lord! Captain Blackadder! I thought you were..
  . ...Playing tennis? -- Cpt. Darling and Edmund : Private Plane...
• Do you know what the penalty is for disobeying orders, Blackadder?
  Um...courtmartial followed by immediate cessation of chocolate rations?...
• Quite frankly sir, I've suspected this for some time.
  Clearly Captain Blackadder has been disobeying orders with a breath-taking impertinence....
• Remember that Captain Darling and I are behind you.
  About thirty-five _miles_ behind you, to be precise... -- Melchett and Edmund : Captain Cook...
• In short, a German spy is giving way every one of our battle plans.
  You look surprised, Blackadder. I cerainly am, sir....
• Take a look at this - I'm sure you know it. 'King and Country'.
  Ah yes...without doubt my _favourite_ magazine. Soft, strong....
• Come on, I wasn't born yesterday. More's the pity. We could have started your personality from scratch.
  -- Cpt. Darling and Edmund : Private Plane...
• You're guilty as hell. You haven't got a chance. Why thankyou Darling.
  And I hope your mother dies in a freak yachting accident....
• Tell me, have you ever visited the planet Earth, sir? -- Edmund to Melchett : Captain Cook