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• I am one of the greatest liars in the English language- -I wouldn't be telling you this if I didn't know it wasn't true.
• You are as I am with You.
• If you believe I am all-powerful, then you cannot hurt me.
  If, however, I am telling the truth - and I - am a mortal - you will kill me....
• I am That, you are That, all this is That.
• People keep telling me that I am never too old to learn, and I keep wondering why they say that you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
• If I am I because you are you, and if you are you because I am I, then I am not I, and you are not you
  Hassidic rabbi...
• Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic I AM.
  ...Listen, bud, I'm telling you I'm schizo.... Can you believe this, Joe, he doesn't think I'm schizo....
• The system is not quite as rickety as I have been telling you. -Ralph Gorin.
• The system is not quite as rickety as I have been telling you. -- Ralph Gori