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• I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. -- Steve Marti
• Blue City Highway had always been notorious for its tight curves and poor roadway visibility, and the accident rate there was generally very high.
  Last year the highway was redesigned to broaden the curves and improve roadway visibility....
• Life is like pudding; soft and squishy.
• Life must be a highway, cause I feel like road kill.
• How many furries -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four. One to climb up the ladder and change the light bulb....
• Inspector: All right, why do you want to become part of the Kwik-E-Mart family?
  Barney: Because I like people. And I need a place where I'll be out of the sun....
• Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of.
• Men should be like Kleenex; soft, strong and disposable. -- Mrs. White, _Clue_
• Purple shoes! I like that in a woman.