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• Man, do I look like a cigarette butt?" "huh?" "Cause I sure feel smoked!" -- D Jagoda
• Merrill's Second Corollary In the highway of life, the average happening is of about as much true significance as a dead skunk in the middle of the road.
• If life was a highway, I'd be in a ditch!
• Picard: "Mister LaForge...I would like *you* to accompany Captain Scott.
  LaForge: "Me, sir." Picard: "Yes. Look, this is not an order....
• When I kill, the only thing I feel is recoil.
• The highway of life is always under construction.
• You Kill It, We Grill It" -- Road Kill Cafe
• Lal, I am unable to correct the system failure. "I know.
  We must say goodbye now. "I feel..." What do you feel, Lal?...