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• If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
• If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament. -- Florynce Kennedy, 1976
• If men could get pregnant, it would help hide the beer bellies.
• Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit. -- Maureen Murphy
• In the NY subway, a commercial for an abortion clinic goes.
  .. Pregnant? We can help! to which someone had scribbled: Not pregnant? I can help!!...
• Care to guess how the fetus would vote on abortion?
• Conservative men believe that women should be barefoot & pregnant.
• Few great men could get past the Personnel Department.
• Having a beer can't make you pregnant. -- Men vs. Bee