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• Yo momma so fat she can't reach her back pocket.
• She passes by her ancestor And meets her ancestress.
  He does not reach his prince And meets the official. No blame....
• I was in the Fine Arts department's office talking to the secretary.
  There was a document laying on her desk, for hiring a lady to model for the art department....
• Yo momma so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
• No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. -- Oscar Wilde
• We will need a computer to tally All the cowboys who scouted our Sally.
  There were some on her mountains And some on her fountains, And quite a few down in the valley....
• How many teenage girls -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it....
• Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine just eloped with her tape deck, so I'm stuck taking her calls.
  Say, if you want anything cooked while you leave your message, just hold it up to the phone....
• A bather whose clothing was strewed By breezes that left her quite nude, Saw a man come along And, unless I'm quite wrong, You expected this line to be lewd.