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  Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy....
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  We'll need it for the autopsy. Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop....
• My computer's sick and I think my modem is a carrie
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• Men, Translated "I'm going fishing." Really means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.
  "It's a guy thing." Really means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
  looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
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  Suddenly a gust of wind blew it into the road where it was run over by a passing millitary parade and it ended up in a patch of quick-drying cement....