Licensed remote control operator.
- I'm a licensed Smurf stomper!
What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes....
- appliances ---
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier.
.. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out....
- At right, I am a licensed cleavage inspector.
- REMOTE-CONTROLLED GEIGER COUNTER
Looks and acts like a real geiger counter but you can make the needle
``jump'' at the press of a button.
Hide the remote control in your pocket and make the needle move when people check themselves for radiation....
- Flee to me, remote elf.
- Beercan Located. Operator Loaded.
- Is :-> a C++ operator or what?
- Thorazine.com missing. Operator arrested.