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• Does anyone REALLY read these stupid taglines?
• Mail is there to read.......if u have time
• No?! Some people still read mail a packet at a time?!
• Men, Translated "I'm going fishing." Really means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.
  "It's a guy thing." Really means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical....
• WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "I'm going fishing.
  Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety....
• I went fishing one day, just for the halibut. All I caught was a haddock, So I went home and took too many aspirins, And then my herring got impaired.
• I went fishing one day just for the halibut, but all I caught was a haddock, so I went home and took a bunch of aspirins, and then my herring got impaired.
• Ice Fishing... A blonde decided she needed something new and different for a winter hobby.
  She went to the bookstore and bought every book she could find on ice fishing....
• I've got too many hands on my time!