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• If it won't fit - get a bigger hammer!
• Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it - get a bigger hammer.
• A Hammer Can Miss Its Mark. A Bouquet Never!
• When all you got's a hammer, every problem becomes a nail
• Beyond Murphy's Law!: You've heard of Murphy's Law, Everything that can go wrong will.
  .. at the worst possible time and in the worst possible way....
• One day in Norsegard (the Norwegian heaven, I think), Thor, the god of thunder, being bored with heavenly existence decided that a quick trip to earth would help alleviate some of this boredom.
  Traveling incognito, except for his trusty hammer, Thor came across a buxom blond (what else?...
• How many Soviet emigres does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Soviet emigres aren't afraid to sit in the dark....
• How they knew it was a deer: The physicist observed that it behaved in a deer-like manner, so it must be a deer.
  The mathematician asked the physicist what it was, thereby reducing it to a previously solved problem....