Anthony's Law Of Force: Don't Force It - Get A Bigger Hammer.
Anthony's Law of Force:
Don't force it - get a bigger hammer.
Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it; get a larger hammer.
Don't force it; get a larger hammer.
If it won't fit - get a bigger hammer!
Lowery's Law: If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
How many Soviet emigres does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Soviet emigres aren't afraid to sit in the dark....
When in doubt, use a bigger hammer.
Rudin's Law: In crises that force people to choose among alternative courses of action, most people will choose the worst one possible.
Beyond Murphy's Law!: You've heard of Murphy's Law, Everything that can go wrong will.
.. at the worst possible time and in the worst possible way....
Hmmm, the Force is strong in this one