Related:

• Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it; get a larger hammer.
• Don't force it; get a larger hammer.
• If it won't fit - get a bigger hammer!
• Lowery's Law: If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
• How many Soviet emigres does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Soviet emigres aren't afraid to sit in the dark....
• When in doubt, use a bigger hammer.
• Rudin's Law: In crises that force people to choose among alternative courses of action, most people will choose the worst one possible.
• Beyond Murphy's Law!: You've heard of Murphy's Law, Everything that can go wrong will.
  .. at the worst possible time and in the worst possible way....
• Hmmm, the Force is strong in this one