All educated Americans, first or last, go to Europe.
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A: Zero. Q: Why? A: Because all poles are in Eastern... - Quayle'isms:
* "I was recently on a tour of Latin America,
and the only regret I have was that I didn't study... - Many are educated..
few are learned... - A feeling common to most Canadians is that Americans,
when met individually, can be so likable, while the... - quot;Mommy, mommy, I don't WANT to go to Europe!"
"Shut up and keep swimming..."... - ANOTHER WAR STORY
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three
months when he was finally given a week of R&R.
He caught a supply boat to a supply base in the south... - Always remove the last screw
first... - A physicist, a statistician, and a (pure) mathematician go to the races and place bets on horses.
The physicist's horse comes in last. "I don't understand... - AMUSING IRRELEVANT FACTS
*The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age.
Its name was Fred. *There is a town in Newfoundland...
From the same category:
- The minstrel boy to the war has
gone.... - It's not over until Milli Vanilli
sings... - Recursive DejeVu (think about it
for a... - Which is the non-smoking
lifeboat... - There go my people.
I must follow for I am their leader...
