There Was A Man Who Had Been Stranded On A Desert Island For The Last Twenty Years, When All Of A Sudden A Beatiful Girl Steps Up From The See, Wearing A Wet Suit.

A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup.
As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red 'H' on her chest....
The Workaholic... A workaholic finally decided to take a long overdue vacation.
He booked a Caribbean cruise and was having the time of his life....
LIFE IN THE SLAW LANE by Kip Adotta It was Cucumber the Fi
Summer was over. I had just spinached a long day and I was busheled....
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What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)... Chain Saw
( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off....
A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
This guy, see, was walkin' down the street sportin' two -- not one, but two -- black eye
a coupla real shiners. He chanced upon his buddy walkin' th' other way and they stopped to talk....
NEWS FLASH - Men And Women Are NOT Alike Sure, you thought you already knew that.
But now we have proof! After countless hours of surveys and studies on the following topics, these facts have emerged...
Wet_Dream_ It was April the 41st. Being a quadruple leap year, I was driving in downtown Atlantis.
My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray and it was overheating....