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  They replicate quickly Okay, Windows does that Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so okay, Windows does that Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk Okay, Windows does that, too Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems Sigh....
• Press Release From Sony: Tokyo, Japan, March 31st - Sony has announced its own computer operating system now available on its hot new portable PC called the Vaio.
  Instead of producing the cryptic error messages characteristic of Microsoft's Windows and DOS systems, Sony's chairman Asai Tawara said, "We intend to capture the high ground by putting a human, Japanese face on what has been-until now-an operating system that reflects Western cultural hegemony....
• If Operating Systems Were Like Beers... DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can.
  Originally only came in an 8-oz. can, but now comes in a 16-oz....
• New York Times, 25 April 1989, in an article on new operating systems for the IBM PC
  Real concurrency---in which one program actually continues to function while you call up and use another---is more amazing but of small use to the average person....
• An elephant is a mouse with an operating sys.
• OS/2: Half an operating system
• Operating Instructions For Scotch Tape.