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• BEING UNDER PRESSURE FROM CIVIL RIGHTS GROUPS, NASA FINALLY DECIDED TO LET A POLOCK FLY INTO SPACE IN THE SHUTTLE.
  HIS ONLY CREWMATE WAS A CHIMPANZEE WHO WAS TRAINED TO DO SPECIAL TASKS DURING THE MISSION....
• This is a very simple trick, but you'd be surprised just how effective it is.
  When the victim is sleeping, make a shallow paper tray and scotch tape it to his door AND to the door frame near the knob....
• Wait for further instructions....
• Discoveries are made by not following instructions.
• An elephant is a mouse with an operating sys.
• OS/2: Half an operating system
• Windows, the EDSEL of operating systems!
• Show respect for age. Drink good Scotch for a change.