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• Never, ever, ever attempt to learn thermodynamics.
• When you learn the answers, they change the questions.
• How to Please Your I.T. Department ** When you call us to have your computer moved
  be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers, bowling trophies and children's art....
• Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron", then we could do without the ironing lady.
  Blonde Wife: Well, if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener....
• Interesting Golf Quotes: ** One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.
  - Don Carter, pro bowler ** Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at it....
• Thoughts On Diets * A diet is a weigh of life. * It's something most of us do religiously
  We eat what we want and pray we don't gain weight....
• It's Good to be Woman! ** We got off the Titanic first.
  ** We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses....
• Should we tell the children when we move?
• Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat.
  When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin....