What Do You Get When You Fall In Love? BILLS!!!
What do you get when you fall in love? BILLS!!!
Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in.
Child: Mother, where do babies come from? Mom...
Words of Wisdom: ** The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
** A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking....
More Kids Quotes CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE "I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'Dinosaurs' is on television.
Jill, age 6 "Love is foolish.....but I might try it sometime....
When a lawyer tells his clients he has a sliding fee schedule what he means is that after he bills you it's financially hard to get back on your feet.
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a homosexual? A megasoreass.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a banana?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a snake? Ince
What do you get when you sit on a fat person? Thyroids.