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• You =know= what I am thinking...
• Sum quod eris. (I am what you will be.)
• Horny boyfriend: "Pleeease, I'll only be in you for a minute.
  Girlfriend: "What do you think I am, a microwave?...
• A man walks into the chemist's: "Have you got cotton wool balls?
  Assistant: "What do you think I am, a teddy bear?...
• Somewhere in the middle of Spain, a Lada is driving along and meets a donkey.
  The donkey, never having seen a lada before, ask...
• What can you do at 3 AM? PSSSTTT - got a modem?
• What can you do at 3 AM? Psssttt - got a modem??
• I am That, you are That, all this is That.
• Reminds me of another story. A black man and a white man were discussing God.
  The white man was certain that God was white, and the black man equally sure that he was black....