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• We all have our opinions, but mine is correct.
• Batches, batches, we don' need no steenkin' batches!
• Passwords -- We don' need no stinkin passwords.
• We are prepared to help you escape from /usr/plane
  but we need some help from you in return; You must help free us from the tyranny...
• Here is the /usr/pub directory;" Nowhere else will you find a more dispicable collectio
  of bugs and viruses. We must be careful;" The party descended down the side of the inode to /usr/pub, out of which came the noise of riotous drinking, with the occasional hint of drunken rioting....
• Buttons we would like to wear: Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
  Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen. Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?...
• I have a huge house," he replied. "There is enough room in it for our children and our grandchildren.
  We can be happy there till we die....
• You have reached the offices of the planet Zarton. All our agents are busy undermining the governments of the Earth and cannot come to phone at the moment.
  However, your name and number can be left at the tone and a representative will gladly contact you shortly to arrange for your assimilation into the new order....