Buttons we would like to wear:
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
You! Off my planet!
Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control.
Bottomless pit of needs & wants.
Does your train of thought have a caboose?
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
Let me show you how the guards used to do it.
And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
If only you'd use your powers for good instead of evil...
See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
A PBS mind in an MTV world.
Yeah, right! Like I'm going to put that icky thing in my mouth.
Allow me to introduce my selves.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."
Better living through denial.
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep
Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes
Back off! You're standing in my aura.
I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
Adults are just kids who owe money.
One of us is thinking about sex... OK, it's me.
I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the
I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
It's sick the way you people keep having sex without me.
You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.
Chaos, panic, & disorder-my work here is done.
A woman's favorite position is CEO.
Earth is full. Go home.
I refuse to star in your psychodrama.
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size.
I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here or to go?
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...