There Is Another Way Of Looking At The World.
There is another way of looking at the world.
There must be an easier way to wire the world!
The new national debt ceiling will be $1,573 billion.
Or, put another way, $1.573 trillion. Or, another way, aaarrrggghhh!!!...
A retired dentist who loves to fish. "Open wide," he mutters to the unseen fish as he waits for a tug on the line.
Now bite down. This may sting just a little bit....
Another sign seen at a swimming pool: Welcome to our ool.
Notice there's no P in it. Please keep it that way....
Why ask Why????? 1. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
2. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? 3....
From the World's Best Aussie Jokes] Max Brown, a young father-to-be, was waiting anxiously outside the maternity ward where his wife was producing their first baby.
As he paced the floor, a nurse popped her head round the door....
An old cowboy was sitting in a bar somewhere in west texas, animatedly telling all his drinking buddies about the contest he won.
"Yeah boys, I realy won that free trip to Ney York City, It's gonna be grand," the old cowboy remarked....
An Unlikely Vacation... A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world.
The agent had had a very good week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a rare feeling of generosity....