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• I admit to being INEPT, INCOMPETENT and INDEBT.
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• Said a woman with open delight, My pubic hair's perfectly white.
  I admit there's a glare, But the fellows don't care They locate it more quickly at night....
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  He threw his arse aloft, And he suddenly coughed. And collapsed in a shower of shit!...
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