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  o if I were to pick up the phone right now, the resulting energy release would make Hiroshima look like a wet firecracker....
• Hello, this is Jim. Unfortunately I can't answer the phone right now because I've just come back from the Mirror Worlds and I'm still made up of antimatte
  o if I were to pick up the phone right now, the resulting energy release would make Hiroshima look like a wet firecracker....
• The Game A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.
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• Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.
  The inspector puts this question to him: "What would you do if you realised that 2 trains were heading for each other on the same track?...
• Q. Why did the moron throw the butter out the window?
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• Okay, here 'tis, boys and girls. After many seconds of intense thought, I have devised the definitive, and in fact the Official List of Silly Newsgroups.
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• When I was out at Union College in Schenectady N.Y, we had a great college radio station that would give away pizzas, movie passes, clothes, etc.
  for answering trivia questions throughout the day....
• My freshman year we had a trick that went around my old dorm.
  Someone would put shaving cream on a phone receiver and a confederate would call....
• Just after the earthquake a friend of mine put on his answering machine
  "Hi, this is Jeff. We can't get to the phone right now because we were killed in the Earthquake....