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  They worked there for about half a year until hard times hit the company....
• All I need is some peace & Quiet. If I got a piece I'd be quiet:-)
• Not now, I have a headache!
• I parked my hard disk - and got a ticket!
• Excuses: N: Not tonight, honey, I've got a headache.
• Knock knock Who's there? Don Juan Don Juan who? I Don Juan to set the world on fire!
• Polly Want a Cracker? There's this fellow with a parrot.
  And this parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol....
• Please Mr. Custard, I don' wanna gel ...
• In a company there are two employees, Jack and Jill.
  Both have been model employees and have been much valued by the firm....