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• A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and lands squarely on his head.
  Rather disgusted and absolutely furious, he goes up to the front door and starts pounding on it....
• At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on thewrong finger?
  The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man....
• A man was standing on a street corner whene he saw a funeral prosession.
  At the end of the prosession was a man with a dog and a hundred or more other guys....
• You Get One Wish... There was a man walking down a beach in california.
  he stumbles across a lamp, and out comes a genie. "I'm sick of granting wishes, so you only get one wish", says the genie....
• Needs... Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed.
  The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me....
• A man and his wife were traveling through Kansas on a hot day
  when they stopped for gas the wife stayed in the car with the windows up and the air conditioning going, while the husband stepped out to talk to the man servic- ing the car....
• Some of the myths about marriage... Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed.
  Their passion is heating up. Then the wife stops and say...
• Man A: So how was your honeymoon? Man B: Very good until the morning after waking up, I forgot and said to my wife "You are wonderful, here is $
  100". Man A: It is not that bad, she might not know that you thought her as a hooker....
• A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress.
  The lawyer says: "For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems....