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• Mad at your neighbor? Buy his kid a drum!
• If thine enemy offend thee, giveth his kid a drum.
• A lot of times, Jeff's neighbors get mad and go off half- cocked.
  Jeff's favorite expression? "Eat your heart out!...
• Signs That You Are No Longer A Kid ** You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
  ** You can live without sex but not without glasses....
• Don't look now! You're pissing on your neighbors foot!
• They say act your age, and when you do they get mad
• MIXED emotions is when your kid gets an "A" is sex class.
• My kid can beat up your honor student!
• Two Cows. . . FEUDALISM You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
  PURE SOCIALISM You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows....