They Say Act Your Age, And When You Do They Get Mad
They say act your age, and when you do they get mad
Kid's Instructions on Life... "Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.
- Rocky, age 9 "Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning....
QUOTES OVER THE YEARS Age 6 -- I've learned that if you spread the peas out on your plate, it looks like you ate more.
Age 7 -- I've learned that you can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk....
Young Kids With Real Insight 1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff....
Kids On Marriage (Answers by kids age 8-10) HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff....
How do you get an elephant to follow you? Act like a nut.
The Wisdom of Youth Never give up because life gets harder as you get older.
After preschool the road of life keeps getting bumpier and bumpier and bumpier....
This guy gets his penis shot off in Vietnam. One day at home he is reading the T.
V. guide and sees an ad for a doctor that says he can fix this....
Kids Quotes HOW DO PEOPLE IN LOVE TYPICALLY BEHAVE?
"When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they don't get up for at least an hour....
Dad's Words of Wisdom Don't ask me, ask your mother.
Were you raised in a barn? Close the door. You didn't beat me....