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• Complaints? Dial 1-900-CRY-BABY. ($349/min)
• Signs It's The Holidays In New York City 10. People say, "Merry Christmas!
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• Hard Drive Crash? Dial 1-800-YOU BURN ..
• Call 911. $3.00 first minute, $1.00 each additional minute.
• The number you've dialed is purely imaginary, multiply by i and dial again!
• Loser: Calls mens room wall phone number. Dial-a-Prayer!
• Did you hear that they almost caught Saddam? He was in a phone booth dialing 911.