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• A born loser: Somebody who calls the number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall-- and his wife answers.
  I AM NOT schizophrenic. Me neither....
• Odd that no-one mentioned the fun to be had with all the new and wonderful phone features available now.
  None of the below are truly destructive. Adjust gender as appropriate (women's lib be damned, I'm not going to type his/her, s/he every time)....
• If you have access to a two(or more) line phone, this is a great one, dial the first six numbers of your prey's phone number, and put that line on hold, then dial the other numbe
  a pizza place, or his girlfriend is good for starters, then escalate to college offices, activist terrorist organizations and the CIA are good from then on....
• They have all sorts of new services these days. Now they have a dial a prayer for Athiests!
  You call a number - and nobody answers....
• In Japan, the hand can be used like a knife. [sound effec
  Heeeeee-YAH!, smashing box of kleenex] But this method doesn't work with a telephone call....
• Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Three: One to get the bulb and two to get the phone number to dial one of their subordinates to actually change it....
• Q:" How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Three - one to get the bulb and two to get the phone number to dial one of their subordinates to actually change it....