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• Here is the /usr/pub directory;" Nowhere else will you find a more dispicable collectio
  of bugs and viruses. We must be careful;" The party descended down the side of the inode to /usr/pub, out of which came the noise of riotous drinking, with the occasional hint of drunken rioting....
• Here are some of my favorite jokes from the HBO special Jackie Mason On Broadway.
  Keep in mind that Jackie is a former rabbi. His father and two brothers are also rabbis....
• A NEW YEAR’S ADAM ON CHRISTMAS EVE, BUD Beginnings end.
  ..and endings begin. That’s either a Biblical paraphrase or a Microsoft credo....
• Here's one seen above a urinal: look up look up [even higher on the wall] keep looking up [on the ceiling] Quick!
  Look down! You're pissing on your shoes!...
• Oh, look--here's Godot.
• hree strings were standing in front of a bar and were deciding wether or not to have a drink.
  The first says "You know they don't serve strings in this bar....
• If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
• The Borg are coming! Quick, try and look usele
• Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.