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• In a company there are two employees, Jack and Jill.
  Both have been model employees and have been much valued by the firm....
• This is a boring answering machine message. Leave a message anyway.
  (Useful to keep people from calling at odd hours to hear your latest exciting message.)...
• Odd that no-one mentioned the fun to be had with all the new and wonderful phone features available now.
  None of the below are truly destructive. Adjust gender as appropriate (women's lib be damned, I'm not going to type his/her, s/he every time)....
• Women are like floppy disks - Smart men always keep a back-up ...
• It Works For Me!
• We suppose the name goes back to the first person whose hut was burned to the ground, causing him to point and say, "Look!
  Fire works!...
• Two old ladies were walking down the street one wintry day when they heard a voice calling for help.
  They looked around and saw a little green leg sticking out from beneath a snowbank, so one of the old ladies digs down and pulls out a very cold frog and starts warming it up in her hands....
• BLAM! BLAM! Avon calling!
• For all those Tool-Time enthusiasts..... HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of wa
  he hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate expensive car parts not far from the object we are trying to hit....